- Is Kiara actually different from other basmati rice?
- We could give you a 14-point answer. Or you could cook it.
- How long is the grain?
- Long enough to have its own personality. Short enough to fit in the bag.
- Can I mess it up?
- Of course. We believe in you.
- What if I don’t know how to cook?
- Excellent. Neither did anyone until they did. Water. Rice. Heat. Confidence.
- Is rice a side dish?
- That sounds like something a side dish would say.
- Why is it called the Chef’s Secret if you’ve put it on the bag?
- Marketing got involved.
- Does Kiara work with curry?
- Yes. Also kebabs, stir-fries, biryani, leftovers, questionable 2 a.m. decisions and whatever is currently dying in your fridge.
- Can I eat it every day?
- That’s sort of the whole plot.
- Does it taste better when a chef throws it dramatically in a pan?
- Scientifically unproven. Visually undeniable.
- Where does Kiara come from?
- India. Farms → mill → bag → shelf → your kitchen. There were several emails in between.
- Why is the bag maroon?
- Rice had enough of beige.
- Is Kiara premium?
- Yes. We just don’t enjoy saying “premium” every six sentences.
- Can I serve it when people come over?
- Absolutely. Take all the credit. Kiara isn’t going to correct them.
- What if my mother says her rice is better?
- Your mother is right. We’re not getting involved in this.
- Is this the last question?
- It was.
- Wait, where can I buy it?
- Damn it.